Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
