Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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