I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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