toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
