Dual....:-)
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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