Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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