I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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