Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize
