in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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