At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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