physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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