another moral hangover. fuck.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
It's never too late to be topless.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
