Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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