i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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