Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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