I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Randomize