Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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