Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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