Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Randomize
