is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i think i have herpe
just one?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
