Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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