Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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