From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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