im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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