Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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