Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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