We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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