he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Watching her eat just hurts me
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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