I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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