Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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