yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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