My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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