After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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