Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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