North Korea, Best Korea!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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