Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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