oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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