my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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