What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It's shark week go big or go home
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
