So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
