Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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