Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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