Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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