Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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