why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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