That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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