I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
