office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
