i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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