Me too!
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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