Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Pappa wants mamma naked
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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