I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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