I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Ladies don't puke and tell
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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