He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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